Min nyckel blev kidnappad

Jag tappade min nyckel, satte upp en lapp i trappen om saken och fick strax senare följande fantastiska MMS:

”Ok… We’ll take the hard approach! We have your key. We have beat him around a bit and tortured him a great deal! If you want him you will place 9 kronor in a briefcase in front of our door, knock twice, and say ”ducks and frogs are only good as an entré”. You have a week otherwise the key will be sleeping with the fishes!!!”